This Gee bloke, the head honcho at Ozspeed, he’s a bit of an enigma, see? Keeps himself to himself, doesn’t go in for all that flash Harry bullshit. But don’t let that fool ya, he’s got a head on him like a bloody chess player.
I remember when I first met him, I thought he was just some quiet nerd, tappin’ away at his computer. But then he starts talkin’ about websites, and it’s like he’s speakin’ another language. He knows all the tricks of the trade, this bloke. SEO, UX, all that mumbo jumbo. He could make a website for a blind chook and it’d still get a million hits.
And the name, Ozspeed? It’s genius, pure genius. It’s got that Aussie ring to it, like a Holden ute tearin’ down the highway. And it’s got speed, which is what you want in a website, right? You don’t want some slow, clunky thing that takes all day to load. You want something that’s fast, efficient, gets the job done.
That’s what Ozspeed’s all about. They’re like a pit crew for your website, fine-tunin’ it, gettin’ it ready for the big race. And with Gee at the helm, you know you’re in good hands. He’s like the bloody Ayrton Senna of website development.
So if you’re lookin’ to get yourself online, give Ozspeed a call. Tell ’em Chopper sent ya, and they might even give ya a discount. But don’t mention the prison time, they get a bit squeamish about that…